These screenshots from local news are hilarious.
He must have been breaking the law. He ALREADY has a mustache! Isn’t it a little suspicious how many mustaches he has? Where’d he get them? Hmm?
What KGW news is really trying to say is, it could be worse. Now we can microwave our leftovers and rejoice in the fact that WE are not in that fire, and how cool it is that it could be worse.
We didn’t know there was a beard eating epidemic until this brave man spoke out. He is finally getting back to his normal life after a new beard transplant. #stopbeardbullying #bbqsauce
A flashlight during the DAY?! Outside in full sunlight?! No, something’s not adding up.
Very suspicious indeed….
This is what local news gets when they try to get with current technology. Know your place, Local 15. Or at least know a tweet’s place, which is not on a giant billboard.
That is rough! Seriously, that’s a tough break. Killed to death: twice the death for 4x the cost with 80% interest you can’t pay because you’re dead.
Mister Love: Good name? Or great name?
They really solved that mystery!! It was one hell of a case. The cat suffered minor injuries and major injuries. You can have both at the same time. #truedetective
Ok, lets play guess the man on the news! He’s a black man with a tailored beard, on a fairly cloudy Sunday, 48% chance of rain, and he’s NOT a hockey player.
OMG! YES! It’s Dwayne Wade!! Haaa!!
And we can’t leave out old David Davis, the man who dared to get a haircut while assaulting the barber, or possibly while running out of luck with that parking ticket warrant. Ugh…he didn’t even get the notice. #knowthatfeel