The Illuminati is actually a secret society that was founded way back in the year 1776 that is bent on world domination. The Illuminati has cast a very wide net and actually infiltrated the world’s banking, entertainment, political, and academic sectors. Their members actually consist of the world’s most powerful and also influential people. Upon joining, the members are sworn to secrecy and rarely acknowledge the organization’s existence.
Our crack team of investigators has actually risked their lives and limbs to bring you these shocking revelations in reality. In the following pages, we will actually reveal some the Illuminati’s most powerful members. Here there are as follows:
10. Barack Obama
Former president Obama is also a very high-ranking member of the Illuminati and his subversive plans for America actually fall into a larger scheme to augment the secret society’s power.
9. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres actually hates gay people, more specifically, gay men. While a prominent lesbian herself, she just considers male homosexuality to be an abomination and hence she uses her wealth and entertainment industry influence to undermine the male gay marriage movement. Ellen actively set out to join the Illuminati to actually gain a very powerful ally for her ambitions.
In exchange for her services, mostly in the form of subliminal propaganda campaigns, the Illuminati is actively working to fulfill Ellen’s ultimate goal which is: a take-over of Australia, followed by a banishment of all male homosexuals therein, turning the country into the world’s first lesbian colony, and establishing her as Queen of the Lesbians in reality.
Jay Z was actually a member of the Illuminati’s “Department of Urban Sabotage,” his duties actually included selling drugs (mostly crack) to the inner city youths in an attempt to undermine urban development. His talents for rapping and business were very quickly noticed by the leadership and they went on to finance his entertainment career properly.
He has now risen to become the head of the Illuminati’s entertainment arm, where it is his duty to influence a hell lot of young people in whatever matter he is ordered to by the elusive society’s leadership.
7. Adam Levine
How as can you explain the success of such a talentless hack? The Illuminati has actually backed his “band,” Maroon 5, with their money as well as influence and forced his whiny, crappy music down our collective throats. Much like the Gods they think they are the reality the Illuminati works in mysterious ways. The investigative team actually managed to uncover documents that prove their backing of Adam Levine, but we have not been actually able to find out what evil purpose is behind the operation.
Know this, Adam Levine is an Illuminati agent and he has actually managed to infiltrate pop-culture. We must be watchful of his douchebaggery.
6. June Shannon
The Illuminati actually recruits the world best and brightest minds. So it is no surprise that we found irrefutable evidence that June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo’s mother, is actually a high ranking member and part of the so-called Council of Strategic Planning that weaves the complicated webs behind the clandestine organization’s plans.
Honey Boo Boo’s mom actually deals in high-level cloak-and-dagger operations that reach the highest levels of the American, Jamaican, and Swedish governments. Her cunning mind and also the lack of scruples make her the perfect agent for this type of grand scheming.
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The Illuminati also deals in large-scale honeypot operations. It recruits some of the world’s most beautiful as well sophisticated women to actually seduce the world’s most influential men in order influence or later blackmail their decision making.
Look no further than Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame. we uncovered documents stating that she was recruited to lure and seduce several men like the secretary-general of the United Nations; Ban Ki-moon, as well as Nelson Mandela, Steve Jobs and Tyler Perry. All of these powerful men have actually succumbed to her classy allure and subsequently become pawns for the secret society.
4. Paula Deen
In keeping with their tradition of actually deploying the world’s greatest mind to further realize their ambitions, master chef, Paula Deen, was just brought into the fold in an ingenious plan to poison the poor.
She meticulously promotes and even sells unhealthy food to lower income Americans in an operation meant to “thin the heard.” Paula Deen’s food products, sold in the supermarkets across the United States, are secretly laced with crack as well.
3. Iggy Azalea
We are actually not sure who this is. Her name has appeared numerous times in many of the secret documents we managed to acquire. Using an internet tool that is commonly known as “Google,” we managed to find this photograph of her. She should be considered EXTREMELY dangerous to all.
2. Tom, From MySpace
MySpace was an Illuminati tool that was meant to keep tabs on the entire world. It was the brain-child of a shadowy figure known only as, Tom.
An inside informant, with great risk to his own life, recounted that Tom from MySpace, and June Shannon (the mother of Honey Boo Boo) concocted the brilliant plan to gain access to everyone’s personal and financial information via a massive social networking site.
Our informant later dropped this actual bombshell: Tom is Honey Boo Boo’s real father. When Mama June became pregnant, Tom wanted out of the Illuminati because he did not want his child involved in their dangerous, high-stakes game of world domination. This, in turn, led to his rebelling against the organization and sabotaging MySpace from within, leading to the websites sudden downfall.
Tom was never actually heard from again, and to this day, he remains a hero to those who struggle against the Illuminati.
1. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber has always been trying to join the Illuminati for years, but they have consistently rebuffed him. The pop-singer has actually gone so far as to get an Illuminati tattoo in hopes of impressing the leadership. So far, we have gathered that the Illuminati at least in this instance, agree with the rest of the world; they just hate Mr. Bieber.
We have saved the most dangerous piece of evidence for last; the only known picture of the Illuminati’s leader. The brave reporter who had obtained the picture was killed in the process. His name was Barry McCociner. His heroism will forever be remembered, his memory will always live on, and we will expose the Illuminati in your honor. We always miss you, Barry.
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