Life is not always full of rainbows and butterflies, and also not a bed of roses of course. On some days it will kick you exactly in the lady balls because that is just how the shit goes. However, you can take solace in this fact that during these days or rather one of those days you are not all alone.
All of us have them, and we all possess those times when we use each bit of our self-restraint so as not to strangle a co-worker or just scream obscenities at the driver who would cut us off. Again also, we have those particular days when our brains have just had enough of that shit. No more proper functioning at all, just a mere ghost town up there that is of no use to anyone at all. If you have never ever had one of these moments in your life, congratu-fuckin-lations, but yes, for the rest of us these are sure to give a good laugh.
1. On certain days we amaze ourselves, and on other, we keep the laundry in the oven.
2. Often we are unable to decide whether we need vodka, sleep or coffee.
3. At certain times we rather feel God is testing us.
4. Again at hard times often you can just lie down on the floor with man’s best friend.
5. At times you get so stressed that 17 mints seem 4 hours
6. While on some days we amaze ourselves on other days we just look at the phone during a conversation.
7. We need some alcohol at times too
8. At times we feel if wine would come out of the tap rather than water
9. At times everything seems No No!!
10. On some days we spit toothpaste on our hair
11. Sometimes a bed is the place to rest on
12. We really need to rest at certain times and live on tacos and tequilas
13. When you want to be positive circumstances try you a lot
14. At times there are no words to utter at all