How You Shop !
Men only look for name but women look for 100 qualities !
How They Pack
Yeah he’ll be on the couch watching the game while you stress about all that crap you have to pack.
Dating Vs. Hookups
She see’s a makeover project, he sees his next orgasm !
The Breakup Rollercoaster
Men are never know what they had until MONTHS later…and by that time she’s happily single !
You Look Great !
When men receive a compliment, they actually take it as one! How weird of the, right ?
Ladies are better at being discreet and slick like a ninja…while men have ZERO self control!
Breaking A Nail
To be fair, women put A LOT of work into their nails (we will never understand why) so when they break one it’s like losing a leg….only it’s just a FINGERNAIL!