#1 NPT

Nocturnal Penile Tumescene (NPT) is the medical term for morning wood. Yes, he may be excited to see you in the morning, but he’ll be hard no matter what.

#2 s e x u a l fantasies

The condition is triggered by s e x u a l fantasies, and only slows down when he’s in his 60s to 70s.[adinserter block=”16″]

#3 Boing!

Men are visual creatures, and almost ANYTHING can turn them on. Touch, smell, taste and looks get him h0rny.

#4 Testosterone

His testosterone levels are 25% to 50% in the morning, which has an affect on his p e n i s.[adinserter block=”16″]

#5 Blood Flow?

Others say blood circulation is the cause, as it rushes to his penis overnight.

#6 ANYTHING Causes It

Even the slightest brush up against you could trigger a raging b0ner..[adinserter block=”16″][adinserter name=”6th and multiple”]

#7 A Ok

But on the bright side, him having a hard on means he’s in good health and fully functioning. Time for kids![adinserter block=”16″][adinserter name=”last page”]

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