Everyone has very high expectations about sleeping with something new, but the reality is completely different.

1. First Time

For the first time at his house, you wear a beautiful dress and you are hoping for some good music, wine and maybe a candle light dinner.
But the reality is completely different – he doesn’t have any wine, in fact his house is completely unorganized, and his dog leaps over you the first time you enter his house.

 

2. He Wants Me

Nope, you are wrong, he doesn’t really want you.

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3. Forever And Ever

Yeah, it takes a really long time. But at least, his dog is there to support him.

 

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4. Foul Breath

Just imagine having to deal with this every morning.

 

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5. Is He Your True Love?

Doesn’t seem so, cause he just gave you herpes.

 

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