#1 Never. Text. an Ex.
Especially if you are drunk. If you aren’t drunk, it may just be a good idea. But NEVER when you are drunk.
#2 Like Drake Says: Text Her First
But in some cases, as you will see, this rule just DOES NOT apply.
#3 Like This Guy
What could possibly be important enough to disturb an ex at 2 in the morning. You still love her?
#4 Oh. Shit.
This guy was thinking the same thing: thirsty ex. The news was more sobering than he ever could have imagined.
#5 Worst text a man could ever receive?
We can only assume that whatever she’s got, he’s now got. Which apparently includes HIV. Hey, look at Magic. There’s hope….